If you owned Greenland, what would you do?

Turn it into a lair for supervillains, ... let's build Trump an ice hotel.	13	4%
Set it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, if not, it never was, ... luckily, due to continental drift, it's not going to outrun you.	44	16%
Send ICE to the icefields!, ... I'd like to see them get ground to dust under the glaciers.	36	13%
Keep it safe from Trump for as long as I can, ... if only MAGA would melt away.	134	50%
I'm heading straight to Vinland to read the results.	41	15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Ice Station Giraffe

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