What's the biggest advantage of drinking "raw water"?
(unfiltered, untreated, unsterilized water collected from natural springs and sold at exorbitant prices)

Bucking the 100-year trend of the decrease in mortality based on water purification, ... if it was good enough for my ancestors...	64	14%
Chance of winning a Darwin Award!, ... or if you are a seller, a class action lawsuit!	93	21%
Bonus all natural cholera-based colon cleanse!, ... you get a free stomach emptying with that too!	46	10%
The opportunity to provide millions of amoeba a home in your digestive track!, ... hey, we're 90 percent microbial, what's a few more?	33	7%
Eventually, it will mean more water available for the smarter people who are drinking purified water, ... and Earth will be less annoying!	104	24%
I'm a drip for just viewing the results.	88	20%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and amebiasis.

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