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Current JoyPoll results for 849 entries:
If Apple were actually tracking you, what would be the most exciting thing they would learn?
That I hardly ever lose my TV remote, ... you are either very organized or have really sticky hands. |
55 |
6% |
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That I'm just your average, regular guy, ... they don't look when you go to the washroom. |
104 |
12% |
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That when I feel really naughty, I sleep in on the weekends!, ... yes, but where are you sleeping in? |
100 |
11% |
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That I lead a surprisingly active and exciting life, ... well, I know your iPhone does, but I didn't think you did! |
42 |
4% |
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I'm not allowed to say, as I have an exclusive tracking deal with Google, ... their motto, Organizing the world's boring tracking information. |
223 |
26% |
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I'm so good at hiding my secret life, they wouldn't learn anything exciting, ... the only people better at keeping secrets are the folks at Apple. |
166 |
19% |
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Apple is tracking me, I can feel it! |
159 |
18% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and electromagnetic rounding shielding.
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