
Current JoyPoll results for 1045 entries:
				
What would you do with your Google Android?
				
					
						
					
							 
						Make it clean up my house, ... your Roomba is going to get jealous. 
							222 
							21% 
							
							 
						Have it search the Internet for things I'm interested in, ... make sure it clicks on ads every now and then, to keep the economy going. 
							33 
							3% 
							
							 
						Watch TV and drink beer with it, ... it's an android, not your Significant Other! 
							46 
							4% 
							
							 
						Let it deal with telemarketers, ... you may have trouble getting it to do that, if it's programmed to protect its own existence. 
							156 
							14% 
							
							 
						Train it to go to work and do my job, ... now that would be inhumane! 
							237 
							22% 
							
							 
						Two words. sex. slave, ... you blow-up doll's ego is going to be deflated. 
							209 
							20% 
							
							 
					I'm going to wait for a Google Cyborg. 
							142 
							13% 
							
				May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and positronic brain farts.
				
					
						
					
							 
					
								 
							
											
								
							 
							
								 
						
											
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