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Current JoyPoll results for 1489 entries:
What else will Microsoft break out when Bill Gates retires in two years?
| Tissues, ... yes, it's kinda sad thinking about poor Bill at home, playing alone all day in the vault. |
20 |
1% |
 |
| Champaign and caviar, ... well, perhaps just soda and potato chips. |
46 |
3% |
 |
| Vista (maybe), ... or maybe he will just take it with him? |
515 |
34% |
 |
| A whole lotta Linux, ... penguins march on Redmond! |
198 |
13% |
 |
| Viagra, ... I'm not even going to speculate why this is a poll option. |
55 |
3% |
 |
| They won't even notice, ... they will be too distracted by the gorilla in the boss's office. |
202 |
13% |
 |
| They'll just be happy they can finally put away the pentagrams and ram heads, ... the devil you say! |
285 |
19% |
 |
| I'm breaking out the results. |
168 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and when I'm 64 bits.
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