
Current JoyPoll results for 1237 entries:
				
Best 11th Tech Commandment?
				
					
						
					
							 
						Honor thy motherboard, ... but don't be afraid to upgrade her. 
							179 
							14% 
							
							 
						Thou shalt not check your email every five minutes, ... huh? The tech gods must be crazy! 
							149 
							12% 
							
							 
						Thou shalt keep all thy devices charged up, ... because you never know when a Sasquatch will fly a UFO by your window. 
							207 
							16% 
							
							 
						Don't steal music, ... let he who is without peer to peer, cast the first iPod. 
							122 
							9% 
							
							 
						Thou shalt Control-Alt-Delete, ... or in a pinch, use the Vulcan Pinch. 
							80 
							6% 
							
							 
						Thou shalt protect thy tech from evil with thy surge protector, ... lightning strikith in powerful ways! 
							336 
							27% 
							
							 
					I'll take two tablets and call you in the morning. 
							164 
							13% 
							
				May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and codifying.
				
					
						
					
							 
					
								 
							
											
								
							 
							
								 
						
											
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