Current JoyPoll results for 849 entries:
				
What treat would you leave out for Satan Claus?
				
					
						
							| Cookies and milk, ... killing with kindness? | 27 | 3% |  | 
						
							| Cyanide and Mercury, ... I think maybe he's already toxic enough. | 73 | 8% |  | 
						
							| Carrot Top, ... oh come now! Show some mercy! | 151 | 17% |  | 
						
							| A fair trial, ... you would leave out a fair trial, or leave out the fair trial? | 149 | 17% |  | 
						
							| Another spider hole, 6 feet under, ... you mean the Post-Dictatorship Palace? | 70 | 8% |  | 
						
							| Hmmm, aren't we forgetting somebody here, ... ahhh right, Osama Bin Busy! | 263 | 30% |  | 
						
							| Yes Virginia, I viewed the results. | 116 | 13% |  | 
					
					
				May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the spider hole on Elvira's pinball game.
				
					
					
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