Current JoyPoll results for 721 entries:
Which other cost-cutting measure would you most recommend for Santa?
| Start feeding the reindeer kitchen scraps, ... or perhaps Elf-yent Green? |
25 |
3% |
 |
| Deliver gifts on the 27th, to take advantage of post-Xmas sales, ... in other words, celebrate Boxing Day like civilized nations do. |
177 |
24% |
 |
| Skimp on wrapping paper, and drop the ribbons and bows... re-use those festive plastic shopping bags! |
75 |
10% |
 |
| e-Cards, ... even better, just CC everyone an URL. |
100 |
13% |
 |
| Milk and cookie disposal fee, ... after enough milk and cookies, you end up paying for it. |
86 |
11% |
 |
| Only give gifts to good adults, ... how good can an adult be before being bad? |
183 |
25% |
 |
| Santa? oh, I thought you meant Satan. |
75 |
10% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Elfamentary particles.
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