Current JoyPoll results for 503 entries:
What is your favorite Thanksgiving battle cry?
| To boldly go where no gravy has gone before, ... we have engaged the butterball. |
19 |
3% |
 |
| Turkey is a dish best served cold, ... in the original Klingon. |
49 |
9% |
 |
| Resistance is futile. Prepare for my appetency, ... it was later known as the Battle of Wolf-down 359. |
41 |
8% |
 |
| Pumpkin pie, the Final Frontier, ... burp it up, Scottie! |
70 |
13% |
 |
| The needs of the many outweigh the lives of the poultry, ... it is more logical to enjoy a tofu turkey with Spock. |
134 |
26% |
 |
| It's overdone, Jim, ... he's a doctor not a baster! |
125 |
24% |
 |
| Eat long, then pass out. |
65 |
12% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Red Cranberry Alert.
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