Current JoyPoll results for 861 entries:
What do you blame your flatulence on?
| My pet, ... um, but I thought you had a pet rock? |
60 |
6% |
 |
| I just sat on a whoopee cushion, ... was it good for it too? |
6 |
0% |
 |
| It must be a bug in iChatAV, ... would that be a stinkbug? |
154 |
17% |
 |
| I'm a girl. We all know girls don't fart, ... of course not, although I believe there are rumors of derrière exhalation. |
74 |
8% |
 |
| Mine are so bad, New Zealand is going to tax me, ... oh don't have a cow on me! |
127 |
14% |
 |
| No excuses necessary... I'm silent and deadly, ... if only that kind of ripping was illegal. |
318 |
36% |
 |
| This poll stinks! |
122 |
14% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the bean counters eating their work.
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