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			Current JoyPoll results for 849 entries:
			
			So how do you think this episode of the Dell Zone will end?
			
				
					| While jetting back to Cupertino, Steve Jobs sees the Dell Dude creature wreaking havoc on the plane's wing, ... ooooo almost as scary as Nightmare in Cupertino! | 121 | 14% |  | 
				
					| The Dell Dude tries to return an iPod to a Target store, only to discover that the floor he's looking for doesn't exist, and the mannequins look awfully familiar, ... Dude, you're a dummy! | 101 | 11% |  | 
				
					| Plastic surgeons work frantically to try to restore Mike Dell to the Apple standard of beauty, ... in this case, beauty is beholding an iPod. | 82 | 9% |  | 
				
					| The Dude finds himself the sole survivor of a nuclear blast, with all the time in the world to listen to his iPod! Then he breaks his headphones, ... beep beep beep beep.... bummer. | 222 | 26% |  | 
				
					| Steve Jobs discovers that the Dell Dude is a kid with the power to wish people away into the cornfield if they don't think "good thoughts" about him, ... oh man, what happens if you Think Different? | 68 | 8% |  | 
				
					| That's not iCal on that iPod, it's a cookbook, ... the first entry is an appointment "To Serve Dude". | 114 | 13% |  | 
				
					| Dell and Apple together lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. | 141 | 16% |  | 
			
			
			May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and what lies beyond the fifth dimension.
			
			
			
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