Current JoyPoll results for 711 entries:
So which came first, Amazon.com's profit, or Hell freezing over?
| Amazon's profit caused Hell to freeze over, ... it's called being in the white. |
95 |
13% |
 |
| Hell froze over, thereby triggering the Amazon profit, ... it no doubt triggered a few other unlikely events too. |
83 |
11% |
 |
| It is scientifically impossible for Hell to freeze over, ... at subsurface location, brimstone can remain liquid up to a high of 1,040 degrees C. |
29 |
4% |
 |
| It is scientifically impossible for Amazon to make a profit, ... perhaps, but is Amazon exothermic or endothermic? |
140 |
19% |
 |
| I don't care, I'm buying Hell Freezes Over, ... you don't get any sympathy from this devil. |
44 |
6% |
 |
| Hell froze over a while ago, when Time Magazine proclaimed Jeff Bezos Man of the Year, ... and you thought he didn't have a snowball's chance in Hell. |
203 |
28% |
 |
| I'm more of a FatBrain. |
117 |
16% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and half-click shopping.
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