 
			Current JoyPoll results for 632 entries:
			
			So what are your thoughts about her boyfriend?
			
				
					| He's a cheap bastard, ... he claims his copy and paste time is worth a lot. | 72 | 11% |  | 
				
					| How sweet. It's the thought that counts, ... an ASCII rose by any other name... | 44 | 6% |  | 
				
					| Wow, twelve dozen ASCII roses! How did he afford the bandwidth, ... he compressed them, to save a bit. | 77 | 12% |  | 
				
					| If he doesn't get her something else, he's going to lose her, ... and I suppose you will be there to comfort her? | 84 | 13% |  | 
				
					| He's ok, but man, is she ever a bitch, ... oh OK, well here is your Christmas present... @-`-,--,
 there, how does it feel?
 | 112 | 17% |  | 
				
					| I am her boyfriend. She's getting her real gift on the night before Christmas, ... would that be cookies or nookies? | 137 | 21% |  | 
				
					| I'm thinking to myself... thanks for the great gift idea! | 106 | 16% |  | 
			
			
			May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Santa's GNOMEs.
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
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