Current JoyPoll results for 719 entries:
In your humble opinion, what is Linux Lass's greatest power?
| Her power of Open Source, ... open, as in beer? |
46 |
6% |
 |
| Her intimate knowledge of legalese, ... it's rumoured she dated a law student in college. |
38 |
5% |
 |
| Her ability to rip licenses in half, ... we're talking 20-pound bond paper! |
84 |
11% |
 |
| Her ability to strike back at evildoers with name-calling like "fuzzbald" and "proprietary pimp", ... evildoers just hate being teased. |
122 |
16% |
 |
| Her impeccable sense of super heroine fashion, ... well, according to the union rules, it's gotta be eye-catching and comfortable, easily changable within seconds, and skin tight. |
335 |
46% |
 |
| I think her real power is that she's a librarian. |
94 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and card catalog collapse.
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