 
			Current JoyPoll results for 803 entries:
			
			What is the moral of this story?
			
				
					| Steve Jobs has a wonderful singing voice, ... coming soon to an iPod near you! | 54 | 6% |  | 
				
					| Microchips are petty little things, ... well, apparently the expo circuit is just brutal. | 32 | 3% |  | 
				
					| Size isn't everything, especially if you're an ugly duckling, freakishly-Rudolphian Cinderella type, ... watch out, you'll end up at the Expo of Misfit Toys. | 97 | 12% |  | 
				
					| Sometimes it takes a myth to make people feel a little bit better, ... and upgrade a little faster. | 101 | 12% |  | 
				
					| Somebody slipped something into Snaggy's Kool-aid, ... Bad Simon! Bad teddy bear! | 409 | 50% |  | 
				
					| I viewed the morels. | 110 | 13% |  | 
			
			
			May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Yukon Cornelius.
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
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