Current JoyPoll results for 231 entries:
Now that they have him, how should the U.S. punish Evil Bert?
| Make him move in with Ernie again, ... but that's what made him evil in the first place! |
25 |
10% |
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| Make him undergo a sex change, then release him back to the Taliban, ... it would have to be done under a veil of secrecy. |
52 |
22% |
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| Don't punish him, make him a senior advisor to the Pentagon, ... for some, that would be a punishment. |
20 |
8% |
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| Make him spend a weekend in Las Vegas with Big Bird, ... including tickets to Wayne Newton! |
23 |
9% |
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| One word... Snuffalupagus, ... whoa, that has mind blowing implications! |
67 |
29% |
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| I viewed Snuffalupagus. |
44 |
19% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and sunny days, taking the clouds away.
