 
			Current JoyPoll results for 834 entries:
			
			What would you recommend the mother do next?
			
				
					| Get her son away from that Cult of Macintosh, ... | 101 | 12% |  | 
				
					| Seek the advice of an OS councillor, ... a Genius perhaps? | 31 | 3% |  | 
				
					| Scare the kid even more by showing him the BSD devil underneath it all, ... those genies are almost as spooky. | 189 | 22% |  | 
				
					| Give the child a 9.2 out of 10.1 for expressing his feelings, ... then give him a cup of Cocoa. | 60 | 7% |  | 
				
					| Just tell the little brat to get a digital lifestyle, ... rip, mix, then get burned by a crash. | 81 | 9% |  | 
				
					| Upgrade, ... get a new son, or just bring him Up-To-Date? | 265 | 31% |  | 
				
					| I am ready for the .1 coming! | 107 | 12% |  | 
			
			
			May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding.1.
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
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