Current JoyPoll results for 626 entries:
What is required to keep you "in fur"?
| The very strictest of diets, ... strictly caffeine and sugar! |
32 |
5% |
 |
| The ultimate in spa grooming, ... dunking your head in the sink doesn't count. |
62 |
9% |
 |
| The softest of sleep surfaces, ... king size cubicle carpet? |
179 |
28% |
 |
| A top notch team of plastic surgeons, ... you probably have them working on your computer's case. |
38 |
6% |
 |
| I prefer being kept in scales, ... you're such a sly snake. |
199 |
31% |
 |
| My cat won't let me vote. |
116 |
18% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Schroedinger's fur balls.
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