Current JoyPoll results for 547 entries:
What would be the most ironic way to die in an Apple Store?
| Of thirst at the Genius Bar, ... all that Evian, but not a drop to drink. |
21 |
3% |
 |
| Crashing through Windows, ... or falling through a blue screen of death? |
321 |
58% |
 |
| Slipping and falling on an iceBook, ... the specs will knock you over too. |
32 |
5% |
 |
| Over-drooling at the TiBooks, ... keep an eye out for the Slippery with Drool signs. |
32 |
5% |
 |
| Of an acute case of Geek Glee, ... it starts with a Joy of Tech fever. |
51 |
9% |
 |
| I exhumed the results. |
90 |
16% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and dying on the Jobs.
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