Current QuickPoll results for 737 entries:
How can a crack be perfect?
If the Crack Committee deems it is, ... huh, what's that you been smokin'? |
77 |
10% |
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If it gets together with Snap and Pop and forms Rice Crispie squares, ... oh man, who's gonna crack first and make some! |
125 |
16% |
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If it sucessfully negotiates the definition, ... reality is just cracks on the wall. |
83 |
11% |
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If no one is there to hear it crack, yet it still makes a crackling sound, ... no, that's the sound of cackling, and it's just my invisible chicken. |
69 |
9% |
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If it's tiny enough, then there is no crack, hense perfection, ... quit messing with my molecules! |
51 |
6% |
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If it's cracked the device that measures perfection, ... Schrodinger's crack? |
150 |
20% |
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Cracks are relative, and run in the family. |
180 |
24% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the object of my imperfection.