Current QuickPoll results for 1813 entries:
How much weight did you put on over the holidays?
Not as much as Simon, what a big-assed teddy bear!, ... um, if I were you, I wouldn't tease a fight'n bear.
263
14%
Way too much turkey + way too much chocolate = weigh 2 much, ... lots of exercise + less calories = back to normal.
156
8%
Let's just say, I'm on a diet and leave it at that, ... don't worry too much about it, working at your computer will really burn it off.
201
11%
I'm pretty sure a Y2K bug hit my scale, ... um, isn't your scale one of those analogue ones?
603
33%
I lost weight over the holidays, ... um, brain cells don't really weigh too much.
590
32%
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and second helpings.)
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