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| Great Geeks | |
Steve Wozniak (Woz)The brilliant mind of Woz just shrugged off the Geek Apocalypse as yet another opportunity to make cool stuff. He adapted Babbage's Difference Engine to run as the wind-up iMac, and is currently promoting his new machine, the MacAbacus. first appearance |
Arthur C. ClarkeSci-fi writer, brilliant visionary, and Real Millennium booster. first appearance |
Stephen HawkingThe physicist who has discovered there is more to life than a cartoon universe! first appearance |
William GibsonOnce a successful sci-fi author, his addiction to eBay drove him to near madness. Currently rebuilding his life as owner/operator/haggler of "Barter Overdrive". first appearance |
Tim Berners-LeeCreator of the WWW, theTim is now weaving a new Web on his loom, and developing a new network based on cans and string technology! first appearance |
Doug EngelbartThe revolutionary geek who augmented our input devices... with the invention of the mouse. first appearance |
| OS Geeks and CEO's | |
Steve JobsThe y2k bug had no effect on Steve's world famous Reality Distortion Field! Once a wound-up iCEO, Steve is now promoting his company's wind-up iMacs. first appearance |
Linus TorvaldsThe nicest guy in the do-it-yourself software biz! Always the tinkerer, his latest fetish, the penguin-powered Linacus, is proving popular amongst the Open Bead Movement. first appearance, First TransMeta appearance |
Robert YoungCEO of Red Hat. first appearance |
Jean-Louis GasséeCEO of BeOS. A very imaginative and creative fellow. He created an incredible, versatile BeAbacus, but it just doesn't get as much press as the LinuxAbacus. first appearance |
Steve Ballmerfirst appearance |
David DitzelHe spent millions on the EniacAbacus, only to fill it with GoGo dancers and watch it blast off into space as the Go-Go Cube. first appearance |
Eric Raymondleader of the Open Source Movement, and founding member of Geeks With Guns, he now devotes his time to teaching Kurt's 8-bit program for recovering geeks, ...and shooting stuff. first appearance |
Mike DellAfter the fall of civilization, started selling Abacuses Directly out of his covered wagon. |
John maddog HallOpen Source Evangelist, and cool dude. first appearance |
Richard StallmanHead of Free Software Movement. Does an interesting Saint Ingnuious. :) first appearance |
Robert BishopChairman and chief executive officer of SGI. first appearance |
Macromedia executivesRob Burgess, Norman Meyrowitz, and Betsy Nelson. first appearance |
| The Slashdot Guys | |
Rob (CmdrTaco) Maldafirst appearance |
Jeff (Hemos) Batesfirst appearance |
Jonathan (CowboyNeal) Paterfirst appearance |
Robin (Roblimo) Millerfirst appearance |
Jon Katzfirst appearance |
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| More Cameos! | |
John CarmacOnce a superstar programmer of idsoftware fame, John suffered serious emotional trauma after the Geek Apocalypse. He eventually found his way to Kurt's, where after intense geek therapy, he adopted the persona of the Quake Wizard. Yes, he designed and built those glasses himself, and no, sorry, but they are not for sale at the Geek Culture webstore. first appearance |
NegroponteVisionary, author, and former head geek of MIT's Media Lab, he completed Geek Retraining and is now operating a very successful ice-cream stand. first appearance |
Mike PopovicThe BeDope guy! |
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Peter NortonDeveloper of Norton's Anti-Pest for the Abacus. first appearance |
"Kerri" the Tubes Rock Girl(formally the MacAbacus Girl, and the MacWarehouse Girl). first appearance |
| Entertainment Celebs | |
Lucy LawlessShe joined Martha Stewart's army, but was quickly distracted by the charm of Linus Torvalds. |
Mel GibsonA former actor, Mel used his experience in post-apocalyptic films to gain support amongst the tribal road warriors that flourished after Y2K. Current allegiance is to Lord Stewart. first appearance |
Tiffany ShlainFormer Webbie Award diva, she now hosts the Beadie Awards. first appearance |
George LucasCreator of Star Wars, his company LucasArts was devastated by the Y2K bug. George is currently touring his Star Wars Episode II as a puppet show. first appearance |
The Lone GunmenTom Braidwood, Dean Haglund, and Bruce Harwood. first appearance first appearance by Dean |
David Duchovny and Gillian AndersonFirst Appearance |
Gene Roddenberryfirst appearance |
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| Rockers! | |
The BeatlesFirst Appearance |
Mick JaggerFirst Appearance |
Roger DaltryFirst Appearance |
Pete TownsendFirst Appearance |
Allan FreedThe man credited with coining the phrase Rock n' Roll... with Tubes's help of course. First Appearance |
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| Ghosts of Geeks | |
The Ghost of Charles BabbageInventor of the world's first mechanical computer. Somewhat miffed at the whole microprocessor thing, Charles had a good laugh at the stroke of midnight Dec 31st 1999. first appearance |
The Ghost of Ada ByronAda Byron is perhaps best known as the first computer programmer. She worked with Charles Babbage, writing about and working on his Analytical Engine. Together, the pair also came up with what they considered an "infallible system" for beating the odds at the horse races... oops, not so infallible! first appearance |
Alan Turingfirst appearance |
Leon Thereminfirst appearance |
Thomas Edisonfirst appearance |
Nicola Teslafirst appearance |
Grace Hopperfirst appearance Tubes visitation |
Albert Einsteinfirst appearance |
Robert A. Heinleinfirst appearance |
Isaac Asimovfirst appearance |
Marie Curiefirst appearance |
Hedy Lamarrfirst appearance |
Sir Isaac Newtonfirst appearance |
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